I'm back after a few months' delay to recap SVU 36, Have You Heard About Elizabeth? Well, let's see. Perfect size six? Pacific Ocean-colored eyes? Matching barrettes? Master of the condescending shoulder pat? Yep, heard about her.


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Sweet Valley University: Killer at Sea


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Well shucks, you guys. I was thiiis close to being able to use the 'dead boyfriend alert' tag. Damn you and your drawn-out dying, Nick Fox!

Onto the cover: I know this is going to sound stupid, but I always imagined that was Winston on the cover. God knows why. I know what Winston looks like (and I know that his storyline in this book has ( Read more... )

irinaauthor's post about the death of Louis Miles gave me an idea. The original thought was to do a poem in the style of Edward Gorey's "Gashlycrumb Tinies" about the death of Jessica's many boyfriends. Well--this might shock you--there weren't enough dead boyfriends to complete the poem. But Irina and I worked on it ALL DAY and we finally came up with this ( Read more... )

This is the last book in this horrible miniseries, so you know in this majestic tome there is going to be a reconciliation between the twins, and the revealing of Jessica’s Mystery Stalker! I don’t want to spoil you, but there are also CONDOMS in this book. Not literally condoms; that would be weird. But somebody buys some! Or thinks about buying ( Read more... )

 
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Sweet Valley University #33: Out of the Picture

So after three books of jerking the reader around with random beach shenanigans in SVU 30-32, SVU finally returns to the main plotline for this book. As you may recall, Todd's girlfriend Gin just died.


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